I was looking for something on Lowe’s website when they showed me an ad for this Energizer Stranger Things Demogorgon-hunting flashlight.
Energizer’s ad says “flashlights built for adventure,” and “enhance your vision in the dark.”
It features a “cool, retro design” and it’s also a “limited edition collectible.”
It does look a lot like my Dad’s old glitchy flashlight from a few decades ago.
It’s supposed to be great for hunting Demogorgons in the “upside down.”
Can YOU crack the laser-etched Morse code?
There’s a secret compartment that “contains hidden message.”
The specs seem alright.
It’s a 2D flashlight with 150 lumens max output and IPX4 water resistance rating. The beam distance is said to be up to 90M (~295 feet).
Runtime is up to 80 hours.
LED light bulb harnesses enough power to see in the dark for up to 80 hours, making this long lasting flashlight from Energizer perfect for hunting Demogorgons.
This D cell flashlight prominently features the official Hawkins National Laboratory logo, so you know you’re getting the real deal.
Trust in the Energizer brand for unparalleled power and reliability.
Well… at least it’s only $20. Maglite had a bunch of Marvel-themed flashlights that looked cool but pricey.
This Energizer flashlight is… unique, but could be fun for serious Stranger Things fans. And if it gets more people using real flashlights, why not.
The power button looks all wrong for the “vintage look” they’re going for, but its size seems like a plus.