2020 has been… well… it has been a dumpster fire of a year. Thankfully, the year is almost over, and I know we all hope for 2021 to be better.
I hope you’re all well, and I hope you stay safe.
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I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday, and a Happy and Healthy New Year.
Since I can’t think of anything cheerful to say right now, how about some really bad dad jokes?
Did you know that most French Fries are actually cooked in Greece?
There were rolls in one of the exhibits at the zoo. We asked the zookeeper for the backstory, and they said it was bread in captivity.
Caution: stay off the grass or you might step on a blade.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm.
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I can tell when my kids are lying just by looking at them. I can also tell when they’re standing.
When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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A W
Thanks Stuart, for a great year of deals and coverage.
Toolguyd has helped keep me sane and is a good break from the politics and news of the day.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
John
Here’s one for you…. what tool best deals with traumatic year like 2020? A coping saw.
Robm
That’s great lmao
Jeremiah Ducate
That is very good. As much as I appreciated the horrible dad jokes I think tool jokes would be more appropriate ☺️
Lyle
This is great. I laughed. Thanks.
Darth
Merry Christmas!
pjb
Merry Christmas to all! Thank you Stuart for all of your insight, your indirect/direct enabling and great commentary. I look forward to more in 2021. Be safe and enjoy the moment! Sante!
Mai Dad
Growing up, I remember my mom coming home after a shopping trip, rationalizing the trunk full of bags to my dad with “but I SAVED so much” and my wife does the same thing now.
This site has certainly been a blessing and a curse to my bank account since discovering it this year (but I’ve SAVED so much!) I stumbled onto an Instagram post in early autumn and have been to the site daily ever since.
MI Dad
Jacked up my own name somehow. No more phone time for me…Back to assembling tomorrow morning’s gifts 😉
Matt
Merry Christmas Stuart! Tomorrow morning a 4 year is going to be super excited for his Kobalt Jeep thanks to your heads up. 🙌🏼🎄 (and his dad is excited he got 50% off)
Aaron SD
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Thanks for all the posts all year. Enjoy since time with your family
MI Dad
I collect tools but that’s my only vise.
MoogleMan3
Thanks Stuart!
It was nice this year to interact with other tool nerds. 🙂
Stacey Jones
Merry Christmas one and all, let’s hope next year is much better!
Jbongo
Merry Christmas, Stuart! Thanks for all the great posts this year. I hope you have an amazing Christmas with your family.
Charles A Andrews
Merry Christmas everyone!
Steve
Merry Christmas Stu and all those reading and supporting Toolguyd.
Rman
Merry Christmas 🎄 to all
Thanks for your help and advice
Tim
Merry Christmas!
Snehal Patel
Merry Christmas!!!!! As always, you have provided another year of excellent tool related education and perspective.
Eddie the Hook
Happy Holidays everyone 😊
Shane
Happy holidays everyone! Between a worldwide pandemic and losing my dad, 2020 was a year that will leave scars on us all. Here’s hoping for a big rebound in 2021! There are very few sites that I check out on a daily basis. My ever-growing collection of tools is a tribute to that. I only lurked here for 3 or 4 years before I tried to contribute in comments! It’s rare to find a space where everyone can openly discuss our knowledge, experience and opinions without the conversation digressing into personal insults and sniping at one another. Keep up the great work Stuart!
Cheers everyone.
Justin
Merry Christmas and thanks for all the cool tool reviews.
Clay
Merry Christmas, Stuart!
Thanks for all the deals!
My kids each got their own toolbag this year with screwdrivers, levels, tape measures, and hammers that were re-handled with heads belonging to their great grandfather.
Eddie the Hook
Fantastic
Randell Rude
Thanks for the insight and the deals. Also appreciated some of your more knowledgeable posters.
garrett
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! Stuart, thanks again for providing a great place for tool-geeks around the world to get together. You’ve put something in place that that’s very positive and great for our outlook, and pretty detrimental to our wallets!
CountyCork
Merry Christmas toolguys!
Dave the tool
Happy Fetivus!…from the rest of us!😉😂🤣
Shane
Lol. Time for “airing of grievances”!
Jason
What does a carpenter call a female pig ?
A ham-her.
Thom
Stewart thank you for informing us and helping us feed our tool addiction. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Diego
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Stu. Thanks for all the effort you put into this website and all the work around the holiday season. Keep it easy and may you have a. joyous and spectacular 2021.
Abhijit Dey
Merry Christmas and Very Happy and Healthy New Year 2021
Rob L
Happy holidays, a bright new year to you and your family! Thanks for running a place that lets us all feel like we’re at a real hardware store drinking bad coffee from paper cups- running a community where the comments are as helpful and insightful as the content is very hard work, and it’s really appreciated.
Joatman
Thanks Stuart for the effort you’ve devoted to this site. You have a good following here! Glad to be part of it. Such a nice distraction from everything. Best wishes to you and your family in 2021.
OldDominionDIYer
Thanks Stuart and I hope you enjoyed a great Holiday. It would be convenient to blame you for all those great tool deals as to how I wound up purchasing them but that would be unfair, no I’ll take full responsibility. Your information and insight did help me make decisions and perhaps influenced the timing of some purchases but only for the better deals
DC
Merry Belated Christmas and Happy New Year. Everyone stay safe and healthy.